-Never say 'Swine Flu' in front of a biology teacher
-Don't jump from your window unless you know you won't make it
-Automatic toilets are annoying when you're throwing up
-Lunch lines take longer than ice to melt
-Bring sunglasses and a lighter when eating outside
-Do *not* play hacky sac with the stoner crowd outside
-Don't miss your bus if you're planning on taking it
-School nurses are paid to be creepy
-Never trust a teacher that reminds you of your grandma
-Foundation teachers will yell at you and flirt with your classmates
-Proofs are just about the dumbest thing a teacher will make you learn
-Don't bring water to class. It's always vodka. No exceptions.
and last but certainly not least
-Don't fall for the boy sitting next to you in English class.